About Sweet Potatoes! because I love them. Pic coming soon.

Thanks douche bag,
For verifing why I want to date some from another race.

Thanks douche bag,
For confirming why I decided not to do that in the first place.

Thanks douche bag,
For pissing me off.

Thanks douche bag,
For being completely and utterly unreliable.

Thanks douche bag,
For reminding me never to date someone as narrow minded and ignorant as you.

Thanks douche bag,
For giving me control issues.

Thanks douche bag,
For adding to my anti-relationships complex.

Thanks douche bag,
For making me lose faith in all black (not African American) men.

In the end if you have learned a lesson:

NEVER LET SOMEONE CONVINCE YOU TO GO BACK WITH THEM AFTER BREAKING UP. Because they might be a douche bag and break up with you a week later.

Wow...I just found out that the type of man I'm attracted to is the type of man I seriously dislike and don't ever want to get to know.

My type is: big, strong, manly man, with long, strong arms, broad chest, and for some odd reason they also must have a big head (strange).

The reason I avoid this type of guy is because they are usually surrounded by retarded and desperate girls that think of "love" before common sense. And the guy is always full of himself because of the attention he gets from girls.

My boyfriend is this type...physically.

WTF self?!

Omg...Yes I'm obsessed with Victor Creed/Sabretooth/Liev Schreiber okay. Get over it I tell myself, then I turn to Vh1 and watch Tool Academy and guess what is there.



You guessed it a (Liev Schreiber portrayal)Sabretooth lookalike. I nearly cried because my dream came true. Obviously he doesn't have killer teeth and claws nor is he a psychopath murderer/rapist, but he is tall and very muscular, with a nice deep voice. Therefore he qualified as a domesticated Victor Creed, and here are some other reasons.

1. This quote after he stormed out of the room after finding out she girlfriend had watched him be the tool he is behind the scenes: "I had a little bit of a hissy fit. I changed my tampon, took some Midol, and made my way back in and manned up and did it."

2. Roaring as he flipped over some tables and broke s***.

3. Has an alpha male complex.

4. And finally this other quote: "Bad boyfriend, great friend, great lay."

That's all I have to say. I just giggle like a fangirl when ever I see this season because it is ridiculous how much he reminds me of a domesticated Sabretooth. I'm done.

So I decided to call these creepy things I'm making Faeries.

This is the Sweets Faerie. Glossy on the outside...rotten on the inside.

This is how the little guy started off and I decided that was kind of plain.

Then I gave him a Mohawk and a little felted messenger bag.

With a little more work on the actual pattern, hair techinques and sewing I will have a real Hip Snake.

I loved him as an incestuous Laertes(sp?), as angry Jewish brother Zus, random Sam opposite of Denzel Washington, smart underwater chap Ted and murderous Sabretooth. And I might go see Liev Schreiber as a drag queen transvestite in Taking Woodstock (the only reason I would see that movie ever).

I'm truly fangirling over this man like it is nobody's business and it is not because I think he is a fine slice of over six feet man, he is also a very good actor...and i don't want to say it but...he captures my interest more than Huge Jackedman ever will. But why do I feel like I just betrayed my soul?

Additions are: button eyes, fluffed feet and hair in the back, hair wrap, and ability to stand on it's own.

I really had fun with this one.
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I don't know why that is still big cause I downsized it like 20 times and it appears here all extra big...

In progress shots of a new ami I created today. Code name: Veggie j/k

( Too lazy to downsize pictures... )
Adding button eyes and maybe other things tomorrow...today.

Finally I finished the pattern for the Amphizard Lizard...I'm satisfied with it.

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Part 1



As we meet Mousewiggle once again, now his giant ice creme cookie is gone. Still tasting the sweet creme on his tongue, Mousewiggle unwisely took his time finding the Wigglehole. As Mousewiggle searched for a Wigglehole to sleep in his nose twitched with the scent of another food item.


Mousewiggle turned away from his search for the Wigglehole and began looking for the source of the new scent. Then suddenly, as if it were magic the source of deliciously spicy smell was only a few yards away. Mousewiggle wiggled as fast as he could towards the spicy smell.



And behold in front him lay a marvelous tasty Big Red Chili! Forgetting about the dangerous dawn approaching Mousewiggle grabbed the Chili and attempted to search for a Wigglehole and again, with every step he took a bite he took out of the Chili.



As Mousewiggle dragged the Big red Chili across the flor, he was unaware of someone, or something that was watching him.



A Polwigle the rival species of the Mousewiggles. This particular Polwigle had stationed himself near the Big Red Chili hoping that one foolish Mousewiggle would wander out this far and get lost at night. He was right and now it was his chance to attack.




Before Mousewiggle knew what happened the Polwigle attacked! Leaving him sad and disgruntled on the ground.



Purple Poliwigle only laughed and dragged the Big Red Chili back to his friends for Big Red Chili were a favorite food of the Polwigles.




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Thanks for reading. I need to crochet more to keep updating the story.

The story of a mouse and his food. A tale of tragedy and rebirth. A record of loss and gain.
This the Legend of the Mousewiggle.




One day in the land of Brightwood Flor, a speckled Mousewiggle set out to find his next meal. Yet, today he was not looking to eat just any food, he was look for something sweet. He decided today would be an excellent day to search for the giant Ice Creme Cookie, for it was one of the sweetest foods in all of Brightwood Flor. Mousewiggle's mind was made up he would find the tasty Ice Creme Cookie and relish in the delicacy.






Mousewiggle searched and searched for hours upon hours, but no giant Ice Creme Cookie could be found. He would not be discouraged. It was imperative that he find the Ice Creme Cookie before nightfall for that was when the Polwigles, mortal enemies of the Mousewiggle's came out and Mousewiggle surely did not want to run into one them.




Sadly, Mousewiggle decided against his heart and ruled with his mind. Maybe he would find a giant Ice Creme Cookie tomorrow but for tonight he needed to find shelter. Turning back to find a Wigglehole, he then smelled something in the air...




The scent of a creamy, delicious Ice Creme Cookie fulled his little mousewiggly nostrils. And there only a few wiggles away stood, in all of it's creamy glory...




A giant ICE CREME COOKIE!!
It had been said that the mere presence of a giant Ice Creme Cookie changed the ground it lay upon. Mousewiggle was so excited he had found a giant Ice Creme Cookie and there where no other Mousewiggle's around to share it with. He would have the whole cookie to himself.




Mousewiggle then proceeded to take a small bite out of the cookie. It was one of the best things that he ever tasted in his life! With a smile and small wiggle he was able to take the giant Ice Creme Cookie back and to find a Wigglehole, but with each step he took Mousewiggle could not help but take a bite of the giant Ice Creme Cookie.




And as he nibbled away before he knew it....
It was nearing nightfall and the Poliwigles would surely be coming out.

(Mousewiggle and Giant Ice Creme Cookie, made using the Mighty Lil' Mouse and Sandwich Cookie patterns from Amigurumi Super Happy Crochet Cute pattern book respectively)

I finished watchin' Wolverine and the X-men, and it was an episode with Sabretooth in it (yay!!), but he was SO fugly. I know he isn't supposed to be a male model, but...Christ! Logan looked so much better than him at it was ridiculous. At least in the 1992 X-men series everyone (except Gambit) was fugly, and in X-men Evolution they both where equally attractive but...

DID THEY HAVE TO DRESS MR. CREED IN SUCH HORRENDOUS CLOTHING!!!

It looks like they took the outfits from 1992 series and Evolution spliced them together and called it a day! It is really bad...at least in Evolution Sabes noticed that neutral toned clothing and sneaker boots worked, but that is a disgrace.

On a more positive note, his huge massiveness of a body was nice and he defiantly was carrying a cannon with one arm. Fugly or not, blonde or brown, Mane or Schreiber, I love Sabretooth but the man needs a lesson in fashion.

This one was made in one day and given to my aunt as a present. The only things I dislike about it is that I should have stuffed the arms more, the arms are sewn oddly and a mistake with the single crochet made things twice as big. Other wise things are good, I like it.

I finished Veterinary School and in an internship...trying to pay back my student loans...fun :)

The Amigurumi I have made since the last post

Chili, made using Amigurumi: Super Happy Crochet Cute's Carrot Pattern




Sandwich Cookies, made using Amigurumi: Super Happy Crochet Cute's Sandwich Cookie Pattern

The food was really fun to make!

Both made using Chiwaluv's Sherbert Kitten pattern. With little scrap accessories mistakenly made by me.

By me.



Using "Kohana the Amigurumi Shroom" from www.katcrochet.com

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen = Best thing ever.